Court of Crypto Grievances · Session MMXXVI
Somebody did you
dirty on-chain.Take them to court.
Name the accused, state the grievance, submit the evidence. An AI judge reads the chain, writes a real opinion and hands down a sentence that has no legal force and enormous social consequence.
No wallet · No login · Every filing is public the moment it lands
On the docket now
LiveNothing on the board yet. The first filing of the session is still available.
- Cases filed
- 0
- Verdicts handed down
- 0
- Conviction rate
- —
- Damages awarded
- 0 SOL
- Median deliberation
- no data yet
The docket · live
Everything filed, in the order it arrived
The register is empty.
Either nobody has been wronged today, or the record office is not answering. One of those is far more likely.
Summons
You know exactly who it is.Say the name.
Filing takes about ninety seconds. The bench is currently ruling in under two hours, and it has never once asked for a wallet signature.